Stuff Happens

Quote of the day:
“I never gave them hell. I just told them the truth and they thought it was hell.”
--Harry Truman

Quote of the day no. 2:
“Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.”
--Fannie Hurst

When stuff happens. Explaining life’s vexing questions:
Taoism: Stuff happens. Who gives a stuff?
Hinduism: This stuff has happened before and will happen again.
Buddhism: The stuff that happens doesn’t really.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Islam: The stuff that will happen will happen.
Judaism: Lord, why is this stuff happening to me?
Evangelicalism: Jesus, we praise you and just wanna ask why this stuff isn’t happening to someone else.
Catholicism: Stuff happens because you deserve it.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke the stuff.
--From http://theconnexion.net